Thursday, December 13, 2018
BEL AIR, LOS ANGELES, CA - In a first for Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains or any human being Elon Musk has achieved nirvana through constantly focusing on solving dozens of problems at the same time...
THAM LUANG CAVE, THAILAND - Elon Musk accidentally created yet another billion dollar company this weekend while trying to help save the boys soccer team trapped in a cave in Thailand. "I really wasn't trying to...
HAWTHORNE, CA and KENT, WA - Elon Musk started a Twitter feud this week with Jeff Bezos after tweeting a video comparing the size of his massive Falcon Heavy rocket.  Bezos tweeted back a pic...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Elon Musk revealed this week at a live shareholder meeting at Tesla's Gigafactory that his four unicorn startups, Tesla, Solar City, SpaceX and The Boring Company, when combined form super robot...
SPARKS, NV - CEO Elon Musk sent a hand written memo to all Tesla employees Sunday night alleging there was a saboteur within the robot ranks and revealing his greatest fear may have come true. "I...
KUATO, MARS (FUTURE COLONY) - This week Elon Musk was elected 'Chief Administrator of Mars' in an election first for Earth and for the universe. "My first priority is to bring about my vision for Kuato,...
HAWTHORNE, CA - Elon Musk announced a new feature has been added to the SpaceX Hyperloop tunnel that makes the passenger feel like they are making the jump to lightspeed. "It's no fun travelling at 760...
VANCOUVER, BC - Elon Musk's latest startup Erickson Enterprises is developing a Star Trek like "Transporter" that can beam anything instantaneously across great distances rendering almost all of Elon Musk's other companies completely irrelevant. "I realized in...