Autonomous Car Maker Says It’s Ok To Leave Your Kids Alone In The Car


SAN CARLOS, CA – Autonomous Car maker promises it’s okay to leave your kids alone in one of their self-driving cars.

“Our cars are more responsible with your kids than you are,” says CEO Jeremiah Wu.  “Leave your kids in the scorching heat so you can run into the grocery store to buy day drinking wine and cheese curds, no problem, our cars recognize when you’ve been gone too long and ensure the internal temperature stays a consistent 71 degrees.” also recently announced a new nap driving feature for parents of children who don’t sleep through the night.

“Just strap your kid into their car seat and our autonomous car will go into random drive mode.  The car just keeps driving all through the night, so not only will your kid get a good nights sleep but so do you.”