LOS ANGELES, CA – Elon Musk revealed this week at a live shareholder meeting at Tesla’s Gigafactory that his four unicorn startups, Tesla, Solar City, SpaceX and The Boring Company, when combined form super robot and defender of the universe Voltron.
“As we push exploration further out into space and plumb the depths of artificial intelligence here on earth I felt the time was right,” said Musk. “So I am ready to reveal that if you combine each product from my four unicorn startups together you can form the super robot Voltron.”
Instead of Voltron’s classic Blazing Sword, Musk’s Unicorn Voltron’s weapon is a Not a Flamethrower.
Musk proclaimed from the driver seat of his cherry red Tesla roadster as Unicorn Voltron assembled to life, “Form feet and legs; form arms and body; and I’ll form the head!”