Apple Reveals New Headquarters Actually Giant Flying Saucer


CUPERTINO CITY, CA – In what looks to be a veiled threat to Cupertino City Council’s plan to pass a new business tax targeting large employers, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced today that their new 2.8 million-square-foot halo shaped headquarters is in fact a functioning flying saucer.

“People assumed that when we called our new campus the ‘spaceship’ that we were being figurative,” said a surprised Cook.  “That’s why the building is bezel less to decrease wind resistance and increase thrust.”

At the time of publishing Cupertino’s City Council were frantically writing up a new law that would enact a tax on space ports.

“I’m not saying that we’re going to pick up and move our headquarters to a more tax friendly state”, said a nonchalant Cook.  “But we could…”